ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.

eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v

by yellownotebookshauntmenow January 10, 2021

step-great-uncle

1. The brother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepbrother of one's grandparent.

My step-great-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Here’s your uncle

It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle

Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up

My uncle : here’s your uncle

by Beat it daddy 555 April 10, 2019

SILVER UNCLE TOM

YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.

HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".

by Big Whitey Ford August 12, 2022

uncle paul nightmare

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.

Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.

by sageisms January 4, 2018

Uncle Car Curtains

Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Uncle Backflip Beer

It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.

Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?

by TheHandsomeSexAct May 20, 2018