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Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.
don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro
by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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Mr. Tackett

Noun). Middle School Teacher, he is the best teacher in the world.
The entire class can agree that Mr. Tackett is the best for many reasons. Very funny guy and nice, unlike any other teacher, phenomenal.
by JustHereToStateSomething December 15, 2022
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