Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.
I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.
by thelizx May 07, 2009
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RMIT level 5 Toilets

The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.
Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day

Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!
by bebsybdoodle May 17, 2009
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Double Bubble Toilet Trouble

This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.
1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*
by artoxic June 08, 2011
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Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.
After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).
by Marko Polo March 02, 2020
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TOILET SITTIN TUMMY

Your gut extended to it's full glory as you sit on the toilet with no one to observe or count how many fat rolls you have.
Did you see Regina sitting on the side of the pool? Damn she needs to suck it in! I could see her toilet sittin tummy
by phpmom April 28, 2012
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Tucson toilet Toledo

A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis
Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.
by Thereaderboil January 14, 2020
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Toilet Seat Singularity

A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.

Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.

The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.

Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.

Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.

When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
by Fruitfly July 26, 2017
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