Toilet Seat Snake Skin

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
by ElectricBob December 31, 2020
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RMIT level 5 Toilets

The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.
Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day

Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!
by bebsybdoodle May 17, 2009
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Double Bubble Toilet Trouble

This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.
1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*
by artoxic June 08, 2011
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Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.
After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).
by Marko Polo March 02, 2020
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Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.
Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 09, 2022
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TOILET SITTIN TUMMY

Your gut extended to it's full glory as you sit on the toilet with no one to observe or count how many fat rolls you have.
Did you see Regina sitting on the side of the pool? Damn she needs to suck it in! I could see her toilet sittin tummy
by phpmom April 28, 2012
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turd in your toilet

something that sucks in another persons life
James: oh man! i aint got no money

John: well aint that a turd in your toilet!
by schmitty619 August 09, 2007
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