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RMIT level 5 Toilets

The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.
Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day

Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!
by bebsybdoodle May 16, 2009
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Double Bubble Toilet Trouble

This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.
1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*
by artoxic November 30, 2011
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Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.
After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).
by Marko Polo March 1, 2020
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turd in your toilet

something that sucks in another persons life
James: oh man! i aint got no money

John: well aint that a turd in your toilet!
by schmitty619 August 11, 2007
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Toilet Seat Singularity

A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.

Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.

The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.

Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.

Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.

When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
by Fruitfly July 26, 2017
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Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.
Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 8, 2022
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