Tom Papallo

Someone that relies on a subway wage to get through life.
Uses a vape to act cool when everyone knows that he is not.

Tom Papallo Needs help

by Noodle :) August 31, 2018

Tom palmer

Normally a dopey little rat who can’t handle his drugs however when you get to know him he’s funny even though he has a gay laugh

Tom Palmer greened on a .5

by Mason cumming November 5, 2019

Tom Meredith

In a death core band and very good. He is sick. He has lost the game!!

facebook tom meredith

by kazzy bitch g June 30, 2010

Tom Terry

A Tom Terry is a close friend or one of the lads, usually very unassuming normal guy but given the opportunity will try and have sex with any of his close friends girlfriends or wives, like john terry.

''Did you here jamies been in a car accident?''

''better check on his girlfriend, i bet matrins already down at her house being a tom terry''

by Emilethedon December 3, 2015

tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

by Starbuck32123 August 15, 2016

Tom Homer

A rather round and large individual with an unfortunate accent. Enjoys talking absolute nonsense and noshing his boss off.

That bloke is a right Tom Homer.

by y0 Phish October 23, 2018

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017