poop a brick

when a single turd is so huge is resembles a brick. when you have pooped a brick it is often neccessary to break up the turd in order to get it to flush. this type of turd cannot have toilet paper with it as it is flushed often requiring multiply flushes. can also be used as a comparision such as i would rather lite myself on fire then {poop} a brick.

the girl at the swimming pool pooped a brick and left it there. the lifeguard were so surprised he almost poop a brick himself.

by swimmerguy August 17, 2011

Poop Dolla

When you are at work and are taking a poop on the clock.

"Man, you were in the bathroom a long time"

"Earning me them Poop Dollas!!!!"

by Sockeye July 18, 2012

Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up

I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!

by Me September 14, 2003

Poop Shunani

A female's anus. Originated locally from a combination of the words Poop Shoot and Punani.

My, that's a lovely Poop Shunani!

by Sydney Correspondent September 10, 2003

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019