Facebook Godly

Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.

Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.

by Bald Truth February 10, 2015

Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.

Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.

by Eadinator October 18, 2011

Facebook Bridging

The act of accessing facebook between two other websites everytime you surf the internet.

Dude i can't stop facebook bridging, i'm so addicted i can't go more than one website without checking for updates!

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by ChainsawEnema69 February 1, 2010

Facebook Preacher

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.

That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.

by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014

Facebook Whoredom

A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom

Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....

With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'

by kurtakadirt July 28, 2011

facebook garbage

the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.

"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"

by who's your mama November 9, 2014

Facebook curse

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.

did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse

by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017