Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Jake Paul

literally one of the most cancerous YouTuber who makes videos for frickin' three year olds.

Person 1: I have cancer
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I watched Jake Paul

by Nintentoo December 10, 2021

jake hudson

A cunt

Hey you know Jake Hudson
Yeah he’s a cunt

by I.dont.give.a.shit June 3, 2018

Jake Paulers

A normally young group of children who are mentally I’ll beyond belief.

PewDiePie: What the fuck is that event supposed to mean?
Jake Paulers: YAH.

by Soy ugly April 25, 2019

Jake Paul

An idiot who spreads diseases to the world. He is such a weirdo. don't watch his click bait vids cuz he is trash

Jake paul is worth $0

by Skillz clan October 18, 2018

Jake Girardi

A blue eyed man whose dong is a mile long!

“hey you see that man right there, that’s Jake Girardi….he was 10 inches inside me!”

by JG97! November 23, 2021

Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.

"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."

by ShankOrWank June 4, 2020