You're a Jake paul
by shit brain asshole November 22, 2019
Guy 1: I wonder when will Jake Paul fight a real boxer
Guy 2: I heard he’s fighting Tiger Woods next
Guy 1: no way who do you think will win?
Guy 2: what do you think
Guy 2: I heard he’s fighting Tiger Woods next
Guy 1: no way who do you think will win?
Guy 2: what do you think
by ahugedickhead May 21, 2021
by Kermit the frog here June 04, 2019
The sexiest kid ever possible, girls get orgasms just by looking at him has a perfect combination of blue eyes and bright blonde hair and us amazing and is shy when it comes to social media but rocks in the real exterior world... He is known to be an amazing comedian and a really above average student.
Girl: Hey Jake Smith is the coolest guy in class ever heard of him!
2nd Girl: He is so sexy just want to kiss him so bad
2nd Girl: He is so sexy just want to kiss him so bad
by Cool Names America November 24, 2021
Although A part of jakes definition is that he has a 14 inch penis, Jake artzer is known for his small size and small penis as well. Breaking the record at .5 cm
by Benis peen March 15, 2016
He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 02, 2020