surprise motherf**ker

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv

*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

by noideas June 2, 2017

Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011

San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.

Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise

by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021

Palatine's Sweet Surprise

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.

Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!

by The last wiggler December 24, 2020

Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

Funky Surprise Hotdish

A casserole made with any random ingredients left in your fridge

Jason made this delicious hotdish last night. Not sure what he put in it though... It was a Funky Surprise Hotdish for sure.

by IntrepidSpaceCat June 30, 2019

Gilmorians crummy surprise

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69

Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise

by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021