Talking Talk

hes talking talk but hes just a pussy

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Taking Badman for Saltbread

When you take badman for salt bread

"You see he touching up my girl? He like he taking badman for saltbread"

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Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

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When you have surprise anal with a blindfold

Yo I tanning chatumed yo bitch last night and she didn't even know!!!!! Yeah nigga!!!!

When a homosexual has a dick in his mouth and speaks random words

"Paul had mikes dick in his mouth and he was dick talking all day" "Nasty man"

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Jane calls Julie on the phone:

Jane: are you working out.

Julie: No I'm just Gigity-tasking, I'm riding cowgirl right now.

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The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.

Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.

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