hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE

a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.

by sangre August 13, 2025

Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.

by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023

tank

someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me

That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.

by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.

“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Tooth tank

Tooth tank is when your eating your girl out and lose a tooth

Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense

by W_p_j May 17, 2021

Tanked the economy

Hey... Hey, guys...

Hym "Wouldn't it be funny if every time liberals got into office we tanked the economy and blamed it on them? Heh... We could probably be pretty subtle about it and just tank it every time we lose and then hold 'a good economy' hostage so we can maintain the status quo. LIKE WE DO WITH OUR RELIGION! It'd be, like, the same exact thing except for politics!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023