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Dutch wife

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.
by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024
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egg wife

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf
by saf -.- December 27, 2020
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jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)
person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD
by xed7even April 4, 2021
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Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”
by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023
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Wife

by 459395 March 28, 2023
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Wife-extender

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf
by The Tracer March 5, 2025
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Flasher's Wife

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022
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