zoidberg Jesus

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus
by the-great-jet December 02, 2021
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Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.
"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
by Itsmanda January 24, 2013
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jesus gomez

A very short person who never brushes there hair and has a serious anger problem and thinks me big brain
by Big brain man February 17, 2022
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Mach Jesus

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.
Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.
by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022
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Jesus Clean

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.
joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go
by MaGoo69 January 05, 2011
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jesus chode

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try
wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick
by grannychodeman February 05, 2019
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Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
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