by HCM of The Anti-Fatty League June 12, 2025

by For the meme May 20, 2021

-“How was your date last night?”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”
by BlazinBrazzin420 May 20, 2021

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021

“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal
by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020

Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
by TrexDeer May 20, 2021

When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.
by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021
