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Taylor Swift 

A gorgeous, successful singer and songwriter who earnt her fame, not inherited it.

Grew up on a Christmas tree farm and was bullied because she had curly hair and loved country music.
Look where she is now.
Taylor is amazing, to all the haters- could you actually do anything she's done? No. Get a life.
Person 1: "I feel so down in the dumps right now, I've had an awful day."
Puts on CD and 'Fifteen' begins to play.

Taylor Swift has a song for everything.
Taylor Swift by rache13 April 5, 2011
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Taylor Mckessie

The annoying black lass from High School Musical. She's also a member of the scholastic decathlon club at East High School. Some people also describe her as 'that friggin mean annoying black one from that gay musical'
From HSM 1
Taylor Mckessie: *Forces Gabriella to stop doing the callbacks because that's not her 'thing'*
Gabriella: *Cries-FTR Infront of Taylor*
Taylor: So, do you wanna grab some lunch?
Me: WHORE!!! *Rings KKK*

taylor s 

1. a very snarky person
2. a complete chach
3. she will eat your first born child
"dont get snarky with me, taylor"
"omg, taylor just ate my first born child!"
"taylor s is super fly"
taylor s by bvadal September 29, 2009

Taylor Swift 

A country singer with a reputation of getting hurt by guys and then writing songs about them as revenge because she's too scared to face them.
Note- she said she'd lie about her crush, and thinks burning pictures is sweet revenge. Lame.
Girl 1- I'm so mad that Justin doesn't see the fact that i'm way better than his off-and-on girl friends. He BELONGS WITH ME.
Girl 2- Oh don't pull a "Taylor swift"
Taylor Swift by Krisizzle December 15, 2012

Taylor Swift 

Taylor Swift is this AH-MAZING singer who always seems to help people out through their problems. Her songs are inspirational and they teach many people to be yourself, and that love has its ups and downs.
*girl at taylor swift concert, gets to go backstage and meet her*
Girl: Oh my god TAYLOR SWIFT!!! I love your music! It like totally speaks to me! and whenever something's wrong, your music helps me feel soo much better. Can i get your autograph?
Taylor: *laughs* well thank you, I try to make my songs really meaningful, and i always hope that my songs will help people. It makes me feel so much better that people are learning from my music! and yeah sure :D *signs on a t-shirt*
Taylor Swift by squiggles~ March 5, 2011

taylor-tot 

a shrimp-sized boy compared to his girlfriend, the whale.
He pisses her off by continuously bantering her "size", thus making her lose significant amounts of weight.
Hey! there's taylor-tot and his greased up girlfiend, the whale.
taylor-tot by aleck baldwin February 1, 2008

taylor collins 

to wear a hannah montana wig and have the nose of an Veedrramon
"how did that taylor collins get out of the cage, run for your lives!!!"
taylor collins by thee betrayed February 10, 2009