Soft-Grunmo

(n.) A shortening of the term "Softcore Grunge Emo". Usually refers to the aesthetic pertaining to clothing style.

A yellow floral shirt AND ripped jeans? That's a prime example of Soft-Grunmo right there!

by Constable What August 29, 2024

soft

When a pussy falls from the sky on your head

the pussy was soft

by JOJOJOJOJOJJOJO February 18, 2020

Soft chesus

Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game

Omg your such a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021

soft double

The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.

Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"

by ThesecretBG September 24, 2016

Soft Cult

Any group that thinks they are better than others, invites people to join and follow them, likely to have a leader (charasmatic or not), inspires devotion, easy to get enmeshed with others in the group, hard to leave, it becomes more clear that the group has cult like behaviors after you leave.

Soft cults are socially acceptable groups within a culture; families, relegious and spiritual groups, exercise classes...

by Elise Mo June 14, 2022

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved

1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock

by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 23, 2019