Mexican Socks

A 'fancy' way of saying someone is barefoot.

Mark: "Hey, I see you're wearing your Mexican Socks!"

(Nathan looks down)

Nathan: "I'm... I'm not wearing any socks."

(Mark nods)

by lawlzwut December 8, 2014

turkey-sock

verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue

another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock

by tomosapien July 21, 2010

sock talk

noun: a subject of conversation that isn't acceptable in public, for either reasons of concealment or embarrassment

origin: the reasoning that if someone removes your socks, pants are just a step away

Guy in public place: So, what happened between you and (male) after the movie on Saturday?
Girl: Hey now. No sock talk here!

by Theartis'slittlespoon March 16, 2011

clean sock

A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).

"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

Sock Monkey

A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"

Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.

by evil robaroo June 26, 2008

purple socks

Code word describing the act of going into public without wearing undergarments.

So, My underwear was too tight for my dress, so I decided to purple sock it, so I wouldn't get panty lines.

by Denver McAllister April 16, 2005

sock muffin

a tall lanky kid with asburgus

look at the "sock muffin"

by jake and cassssie August 5, 2008