post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

Grand Slam

When four or more of your friends hook up with the same girl at different times. Can only be completed if each person goes all the way (i.e. hitting a home run).

Dude, me, Bobby, Ned, and Tom hit a Grand Slam with Jennie.

by YaMumz September 10, 2014

slammed ass whore

A whore thats likes to be slammed in bed

Get out of here slammed ass whore

by KeChun March 14, 2017

hawaiin hula slam

the act of flipping someone over during sex and slamming their mouth into your cock

imma use the hawaiin hula slam on my girlfriend tonight if she brings up gerald again

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

Granny Grand slam

Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.

My friends and I took some granny grand slams last night, we got peeled back!

by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018

HK Slam

The slamming of the charging handle on an MP-5 causing the bolt to fly forward and loading a round into the chamber

While playing some Call of Duty...

Bob #1: Whoa, dude, did you see that?!?!

Bob #2: See what?

Bob #1: your guy on 'Crew Expendable' just did a HK Slam

by Iluvhalo August 14, 2009

slamming whale

To fuck a fatty

Byron was slamming whale last night after his sushi date.

by Gavery March 18, 2014