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Robert Crush

STUPID NIGGER ROBERT CRUSH IS BEING AIDS
by robbey crush August 8, 2016
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Robert

A small gay kid that his dad left him for kids and is lonely and dateing his cousin and is the only girl he can get cause he is a female repellent and a molester
Robert: A lonely bastard
by Drakes December 2, 2019
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Robert S. Alexander High School

High School is located in Douglasville, Georgia. The school itself is pretty nice until you go inside. Inside you find a head principal whose a dickbag, A bunch of teachers who don't really care, a group of kids smoking in the bathrooms, the majority of the rest of them are fucking in the Autotech room. And the rest of them are goodie-two-shoes. You walk around and about all you smell is weed and shit. The school is very run down and opposite racist. They HATE white kids and will expel just about anybody they can come up with a viable excuse to. Especially seniors. The head principal's nickname is Dr. Smalldick for a reason. He's a narcissistic cunt ask anybody and they'll agree. Only a handful of teachers actually care and all the rest are in udder despair.
Interviewee: I graduated from Robert S. Alexander High School in 2022
Employer: Oh, so you have a small dick doctor and dumb as a rock?
by fuckjoebiden March 19, 2022
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Robert Morales

He is very thoughtful and amazing. He cares so much about your safety and loves you when you don’t even know. You may feel as if your relationship might be going to shit but hold on bc once he is gone he won’t come back even if he says he is. He will be depressed every time he see you and he will imagine the good times you had together be nothing.
I broke up with Robert Morales I never will have him back.

Please come back Robert Morales
by RelationshipStalker October 21, 2018
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Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.
Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
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National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia
Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.
by GHUNdu February 7, 2022
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Robert Pin

An often small hairpin used to keep hair in place. Typically the same color as the hair it is holding back. In a less formal context, can be known as a "bobby pin."
My beautiful man bun is held in place by an abundance of robert pins.
by elderlyBay January 13, 2020
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