Robert

A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.

There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.

by pp123987 December 12, 2023

Alfie Robert Greenway

A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.

Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf

by uewhfyuiwfuewb June 24, 2022

robert

a b i t c h that is egotistical

robert is a dik

by NoLan SiTh December 12, 2019

Robert Bujaj

A term used to describe a furry from Albania.

Today I saw a Robert Bujaj, he was wearing a cat girl costume.

by 🐔👔 May 23, 2022

Robert T Hill

This school is full of Mexicans with wannabe thugs

Fuck Robert T hill
Me-really?

by Mistermanz May 18, 2018

robert david thomas

Someone who is a beautiful ginger. Often referred to friends as a "kind soul" with a huge ginger heart.

Everyone loves a robert david thomas. The most genuine, gym motivated type of people you will ever meet and we all know one!

Person 1: Who wants to go chicken place?
Person 2: hehehehhawwww !!!

i would LOVE to meet a robert david thomas
Oh that guy is such a Robert David Thomas!

by theycallmetave May 8, 2024

Robert Pattinson

my husband

someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson

by whorefortomriddle November 28, 2020