poop doodle

When you poop and it looks like an object

Dude check out my poop doodle!

by poop doodling yar tard November 6, 2011

smelly poop

YOU

you are the smelly poop

by sillygoose42069 July 21, 2021

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

poop scab

Noun

1. A generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness.

Origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for "skid mark"

How has that poop scab not got his ass fired yet?

Hey! Poop scab! Get over here, we're starting the game!

by Xander1588 July 19, 2010

poop tagger

A tagger who forgot his marker or spray can in a public restroom, who uses a peice of poop to display what crew they are from

(inside a kmart restroom)
Rob-"whats that say?"
Mike-"stinky...PT"
Rob-"oh yeah, hes from poop taggers"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

Fizzy poop

When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.

After all the cheap draft beer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.

by BabyPhall January 1, 2009

Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019