scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015

McFlashy Pants

Someone who has too much underwear or butt crack showing. It can either be on purpose or on accident.

When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.

by Miss Tappz March 9, 2010

pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry man, I have to go home and change, Jordan just gave me a pant anal on the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023

Pants be Crimpin'

an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward

Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.

Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.

by STV21190EGRURRI November 27, 2011

Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal

Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.

by Melvin S March 23, 2019

Pant pocket

A bag which is inside your pants which allows you to scratch your genitals.

I like to use my pant pocket.

by Guyintheworld January 19, 2020

Mickey Pants

A derogatory term for someone who gives up a hard stans the moment they are confonted. Flakey.

"That mickey pants folded the moment I asked him what the problem was"

by Gedden July 1, 2008