by Haleth August 23, 2006
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Get the poo hah mug.A loving friend that is always in a pooy mood. A Poo Guy will always complain when he wants too and usually never gets what he wants.
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Get the Messy Poo mug.When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.
"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."
"What happened?"
"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."
"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."
"What happened?"
"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."
"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."
by Phreakin October 17, 2019
Get the Poo Jogging mug.a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.
Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!
The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
by call the underdog December 17, 2011
Get the Pooing pringles mug.After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
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