road warrior

The name given to the act of masturbating while driving on a road trip.

I pulled a "road warrior" on the drive to Austin.

by buddybuddy August 29, 2006

Get off the Road

This phrases is widely used among many of the "nerd" factions, mostly used in conjunction with the popular theatrical line from the movie: Fellowship of the Ring. Getting off the road implies removing oneself from harms way.

"Hey Jeremy, you better get off the road before Josh wins at Smash Brothers AGAIN."

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

rolling road-block

When a person deceids to stay in the fast lane on the highway and gets passed constantly by other drivers.

Jonathan get the fuck over in the slow lane, you are being a rolling road-block..

by wife101903 November 25, 2011

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
(x2)

Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

Have you heard Old Town Road?

by The best definition inventor January 6, 2020

bird road boys

Miami Notorious Gang once linked to latin kings by leader "KING bird road" there Area is 40st from 87Ave to 114Ave. look them up on youtube.

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by joker40st October 19, 2008

road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.

Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.

by autumnnips May 4, 2014

County Road 409

Anal Sex with a female

I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019