nut covers

Saggy testicles that hang over the anus when laying down.

Man, last night I farted so hard, I blew off my nut covers.

by ksuarez1 August 23, 2006

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005

powder nuts

The word used for a older make friend in there 40s meaning they are just shooting blanks

Old powder nuts here is as good as a ash tray on a motorbike

by Turtle boy January 18, 2016

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

Nut flie

Someone who is constantly around you or kissing your ass.

"Dude you such a nut flie"

"Get off my fucking nuts"

by CHRISFULLOFSTEEL February 8, 2010