nut covers

Saggy testicles that hang over the anus when laying down.

Man, last night I farted so hard, I blew off my nut covers.

by ksuarez1 August 23, 2006

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005

Square nut

Square nut: cumming to, from, or by the missionary position.

I really don’t understand all this fetish stuff, all I really want is a square nut.

by MagicalOtto December 11, 2018

nut drip

wen u wear long johns den all the sweat from ya shaft 2 ya gooch meets together @ ya macaroons

man I got sum serious nut drip my guy

by rrudago December 7, 2016

Nut Fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the male pelvic region. It occurs to obese men and is more pronounced when tight fitting trousers or sweats are worn.

Those tight fitting pants Bill is wearing really highlights his Nut Fat. It looks like he's trying to smuggle a bosa ball in his pants.

by Happy Boy December 9, 2009