Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Ali-Minion-Mum

Ali-Minion-Mum

Yes but uh... Ali-Minion-Mum

by morisons July 22, 2023

ur mum

u actually searched this up

"ross just fucking said ur mum"

by smol dino 💿 May 23, 2022

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

Your Mum

It's your mum, what else did you expect

person 1: wanna know something
person 2: what?
person 1: your mum

by prismicytea February 14, 2022

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024