mountain dew

a drink that gives you supernatural powers.

mountain dew? dew the dew before the dew does you!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2021

Rocky Mountain express

A Willy Wonka Special that is performed west of the Rocky Mountains

Good lord, Will gave me a Rocky Mountain Express and it was NOT my cup of tea

by DillyDerk June 17, 2021

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Mountaineer Mentality

If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.

Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*

by Dick334289 November 23, 2022

Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

Rocky Mountain Motherfucker

A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.

Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?

by PulpFictionFan94 August 9, 2018