mexican mailbox

A deviant sexual act where the woman is folded up and double-stuffed (usually by two filthy Mexicans).

Good thing we gave that chick GHB… She was so out of it we gave her a mexican mailbox.

by Mad Cheddar July 19, 2006

Mexican Zoo

adjective. Used to describe something that reeks, more often than not mensturating chinnese rice growers. A immensely pungent stench.

My nose started to bleed as I lowered her panties and steam rose from her cum dumpster, it was at that moment that I realised her snatch stank like a Mexican Zoo.

by Lindzz August 1, 2007

Mexican Eye Goggles

Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.

When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!

by Hoz-B November 22, 2007

Mexican Crack

Crack usually mixed with beans and spices to give give it a spicy flavor.

Drug Dealer: Wanna buy some crack?
Crack Addict: Sorry man I only use Mexican Crack.

by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

Mexican back massage

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.

After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

mexican chain fight

The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.

Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!

by Kapn October 25, 2004

mexican timemachine

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

by suasponte January 27, 2005