Mark Watney

The only human being to have died on mars

Person A: who’s this Mark Watney guy?

Person B: he’s from the book “the Martian” by Andy Weir

by GayJoe October 25, 2020

mark of the jaeger

The result of mixing maker's mark and jaegermeister. If you drink this prepare to be all types of fucked up. Dont be suprised if hair grows on your chest immediately after drinking this.

Rob: I wanna get fucked up
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.

by Leon Avent July 7, 2010

skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.

-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.

by ]{@Rm October 2, 2005

Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

by consoomer420 November 5, 2021

Mark Wahlberg

Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg (born June 5, 1971) is an American actor, film and television producer, and former rapper. He was known as Marky Mark in his earlier years, and became famous for his 1991 debut as frontman with the band Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. He was named No. 1 on VH1's 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90's. Wahlberg is well known for his roles in films such as Fear (1996), Boogie Nights (1997), Three Kings (1999), The Perfect Storm (2000), Planet of the Apes (2001), Rock Star (2001), The Italian Job (2003), I Heart Huckabees (2004), Four Brothers (2005), The Departed (2006), Invincible (2006), Shooter (2007), Max Payne (2008), The Fighter (2010), Date Night (2010), and Ted (2012). He has also served as the executive producer of the TV series Entourage, Boardwalk Empire and How to Make It in America.

Did you see the movie Boogie Nights?
Yeah, without Mark Wahlberg the movie would not be a hit.

by David Faustino November 19, 2012

mark ass brownie

What Will Smith wants for YouTube Rewind

“I would want Fortnite and mark ass brownie

by mark ass brownie January 4, 2019

skid mark anxiety

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.

I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.

by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014