Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

by oldman99 July 26, 2011

Mark Buchholz

Either the most charitable man or biggest douche you will ever meet in your entire life.

Mark Buchholz is a major douche

by Not your wife man December 27, 2020

skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.

-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.

by ]{@Rm October 2, 2005

Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

by consoomer420 November 5, 2021

Mark Wahlberg

Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg (born June 5, 1971) is an American actor, film and television producer, and former rapper. He was known as Marky Mark in his earlier years, and became famous for his 1991 debut as frontman with the band Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. He was named No. 1 on VH1's 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90's. Wahlberg is well known for his roles in films such as Fear (1996), Boogie Nights (1997), Three Kings (1999), The Perfect Storm (2000), Planet of the Apes (2001), Rock Star (2001), The Italian Job (2003), I Heart Huckabees (2004), Four Brothers (2005), The Departed (2006), Invincible (2006), Shooter (2007), Max Payne (2008), The Fighter (2010), Date Night (2010), and Ted (2012). He has also served as the executive producer of the TV series Entourage, Boardwalk Empire and How to Make It in America.

Did you see the movie Boogie Nights?
Yeah, without Mark Wahlberg the movie would not be a hit.

by David Faustino November 19, 2012

mark ass brownie

What Will Smith wants for YouTube Rewind

“I would want Fortnite and mark ass brownie

by mark ass brownie January 4, 2019

skid mark anxiety

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.

I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.

by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014