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red light runner

A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.
"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons
by no.tap. December 31, 2015
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red light district

Historically, red light cast by a coloured glass lantern or lamp, was discovered by ancient Egyptians and Romans, to enhance the appearance of human skin complexion. A red light source will cause skin blemishes, freckles, blood vessels, rashes, bruising etc to disappear. Giving the skin a pure and more unblemished appearance.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.
by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018
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Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
by Nanochka August 18, 2021
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Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.
I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
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Dome light skeetsman

One whom partakes in the act of ejaculating on or around ones dome light for no particular reason. Then leaving a little on the door handle to let the victim know they have been had by the dome light skeetsman, widely used in pennsylvania areas
Why is my handle sticky, oh no I've been had by the dome light skeetsman, son of a bitch
by The berkulator January 24, 2011
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diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.
by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021
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Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you
Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?
by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022
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