Kyle Spratt AKA The Real Life Stan is a rapper from Windsor, Ontrio. He is most bnotorious for stealing famous rapper Eminems ex wifes 9 Kim Mathers ) cell phone at a bingo hall he was working at. He called up the grammy winning rapper and recorded the conversation, mixed it into a song, and dissed Eminem. It hit many news sources, and went viral on the internet. A simple google search will explain the story more in depth.
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"Shit dude, Kyleky is coming..."
"Don't call Kyleky, what the hell? Is that him walking toward us?"
"Girls, we are going to dance tonight, but don't invite Kyleky. I think she likes girls."
"Don't call Kyleky, what the hell? Is that him walking toward us?"
"Girls, we are going to dance tonight, but don't invite Kyleky. I think she likes girls."
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Friend: FUCK THIS *throws controller*
Me: calm down its just a game
Friend: Fuck this, fuck life, fuck salt, fuck sugar
Me: jeez ok "kyle ash"
Friend: FUCK THIS *throws controller*
Me: calm down its just a game
Friend: Fuck this, fuck life, fuck salt, fuck sugar
Me: jeez ok "kyle ash"
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Get the Kyle Breun mug.a person who looks like a beached whale crossed with chewbacca
he claims to be very br00tal
yet is whipped and kept on an extremely tight leash by his gf
has recieved dome on numerous occasion by other beached whale looking beings with mustaches
he claims to be very br00tal
yet is whipped and kept on an extremely tight leash by his gf
has recieved dome on numerous occasion by other beached whale looking beings with mustaches
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