July 16

National fuck your best friend day

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰

by Kikirayg July 15, 2021

July 30th

National best day of the world

Man 1: Yooo! It’s July 30th!
Man 2: I can’t wait for my good luck today!

by Matilda g May 10, 2021

July 28

The day where the most annoying people in the world are born

Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense

by Mollysoccer6 November 4, 2019

July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

by Dundunsuuuun November 6, 2019

julie andrews syndrome

Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.

My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.

by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017

1st of July 2020

1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.

In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.

by Bryn Benn July 17, 2020

Fourth of July Blumpkin

The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.

Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch

by Logan Lawson December 19, 2018