A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022
Get the Jake-Face mug.Jake Lockley is an alter of the DID System that is often called the " Moon Knight System" or the "Moon System".
Jake Lockley, Marc Spector and Steven Grant (depending on which comic or if we're talking about the TV show "Moon Knight", Mr. Knight and Moon Knight too) are members of that system.
In the comics Jake Lockley is known for his friendship with Gena Landers and Bertrand Crawley, but even more so for his flat cap and fake moustache.
In the TV show, Jake Lockley has made an appearance in the post-credit scene. It is also known that it was Jake who was trapped in the other sarcophagus in the end of episode 4.
It was also Jake Lockley in the beginning of episode 5 during the "therapy session" with "Doctor" Harrow and the one who said "And as tempting it is to accept your diagnosis, Doc..." in the end of episode 6.
Jake Lockley was fronting several times in episode 3 and episode 6.
Jake Lockley is not evil. She will simply do anything to protect Steven and Marc and make sure they're safe.
Jake Lockley, Marc Spector and Steven Grant (depending on which comic or if we're talking about the TV show "Moon Knight", Mr. Knight and Moon Knight too) are members of that system.
In the comics Jake Lockley is known for his friendship with Gena Landers and Bertrand Crawley, but even more so for his flat cap and fake moustache.
In the TV show, Jake Lockley has made an appearance in the post-credit scene. It is also known that it was Jake who was trapped in the other sarcophagus in the end of episode 4.
It was also Jake Lockley in the beginning of episode 5 during the "therapy session" with "Doctor" Harrow and the one who said "And as tempting it is to accept your diagnosis, Doc..." in the end of episode 6.
Jake Lockley was fronting several times in episode 3 and episode 6.
Jake Lockley is not evil. She will simply do anything to protect Steven and Marc and make sure they're safe.
Jake Lockley is the most precious soul.
Jake Lockley is amazing and she deserves to be happy.
Jake Lockley uses any pronouns, but prefers she/her pronouns.
Jake Lockley is amazing and she deserves to be happy.
Jake Lockley uses any pronouns, but prefers she/her pronouns.
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Get the Jake Lockley mug.Jake Economou is an individual who is on the larger scale in comparison to the average human. Jake Economou's usually enjoy eating lots of food and are quite obese. Usually Jake can be witnessed doing sports such as discuss, shotput, and even eating competitions.
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Get the Jake Paul mug.Jake Scrotum: Hey everyone! Do you all think that i can shove this corndog up my ass?
Literally the entire class: OH NO NO NOT AGAIN
Literally the entire class: OH NO NO NOT AGAIN
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Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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