i like men

when you are a homosexual

dave: hey do you like men?

jerry: yeah, i like men!

by kkonzu March 1, 2022

smoked like a bitch

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

by YelloDragon January 16, 2012

tastes like tits

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

chillin' like a bird

to act more ill than possible by any normal person

did you see that gangster, he was chillin' like a bird

by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010

sour like funky

- when it feels “icky or sticky”

-bad smelling
-gross, nasty, stanky, tingly, sour

her breath is so bad, it smells sour like funky.

by dababy’s period May 8, 2021

i like you

aye noah if you see this, i think i like you <3

i like you but im scared to dm you

by realassbeach October 26, 2019