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Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020
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in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am
get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!
by HyweII November 25, 2018
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bed

a bed is a place where a woman and a man go to make babies
man: hmm, i want a child! (as if, but its a scenerio)
woman: me too!
man: lets take it to the bed!!
by wet_noodles June 15, 2021
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NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.
Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed
by Django Elf March 20, 2021
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The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.
Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth
by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022
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Shit the bed

When someone fucks up
When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"
by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017
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Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
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