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Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long
You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED
by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014
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Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.
by "BAD" May 1, 2011
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Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..
Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
by MrPabloE September 16, 2018
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Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.
If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.
by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020
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Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!
by krazychichi August 8, 2009
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Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.
"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"
by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004
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penis art

drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.
Dude check out the 30 foot penis someone drew on the classroom wall! that's some hella penis art!
by 8888 February 24, 2003
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