Jump his shit.

To ride someone's ass--not in the literal sense.
To bitch about something that's not right

Nigga, I don't jump his shit.

by jumper89237873 August 12, 2009

eat his meat

Also known as Kelly. Beware, she likes luring kids with her voice and pleasuring them. Her accomplice for such tasks involves pedophiliacs, portismember as well as necrophiliacs.

preteen:Hey eat his meat ate my meat!!

by denali January 8, 2005

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Arthur and his brother christian

Arthur and his brother, two brothers who probably secretly bang and are most likely in love with each other.

Oh did you hear arthur and his brother christian are always home together, look at them, arthur probably fucks christian but they won't admit it, like we know we don't care just date already

by Justlivewitheachother! October 27, 2022

shit his whole ass

Severe diarrhea, often related to food one has consumed.

Damar shit his whole ass after consuming root beer and chili dogs.

by SYWA October 2, 2022

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

shit on his neck

tohave sexual relationinthe anus

She had sex and shit on his neck.

by Chico December 8, 2004