A describing word for someone who is so utterly stupid is is a miracle for them to be breathing correctly
Greg: Teyler is such a glungus gloober is suprising that they know how to breathe.
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*
by thetrueglugnusgloober October 24, 2023
Get the glungus gloober mug.A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."
The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.
Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
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User 1: I picked up some dirt on a trail and mixed in some water to use it as a mud bath.
User 2: You’re nasty, nasty googer.
User 2: You’re nasty, nasty googer.
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Get the Oofers my goofers mug.A person who purchases items within the value-tier of its respective market (clothing, vehicles, wristwatches, firearms, etc.) and asserts that these items are "just as good" as luxury-tier items that go for a street price two to three times higher than the item in question. Often a just-as-gooder is looking to justify their purchase and is in denial regarding the harsh reality that the age old adage "you get what you pay for" is often true.
This item is extremely pricey, but contrary to what your just-as-gooder friend may tell you, the price is well justified in the quality of the design and the materials used.
by gg8rate August 13, 2021
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