February 15th

International Gobesties day.
The day to celebrate your loved ones aka your gobesties 🥹

not to be confused with valentine’s day, national gobestie day is a lot better.
live laugh gobestie

In honour of the man, Gobika2098.

It’s February 15th!

Happy International Gobesties day!

Im so happy to spend this International Gobesties day with you.

by 🐋🐋 February 13, 2023

February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023

February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day

its kinda self explanatory
its appreciation day for Valerie Yen Nhi Nguyen
because yes
val is great

GUYS IT'S VAL APPRECIATION DAY!! what's that when is it??? FEBRUARY 21ST!!! February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day

by ROSE!!!! February 21, 2023

February 27th

National Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

have a boyfriend/girlfriend
well on February 27th you have to kiss them

by funnyurbanz February 25, 2023

February 28

Show your bf your tits day and tell him you love him so much

“Yo it’s February 28 show me the tits”
“Ok *shows tits* I love you so much”
“I love you too”

by Eggsarefromcows February 25, 2023

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018