A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.
Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021
The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.
I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.
by IndybirdYeah November 28, 2010
Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.
Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.
by Bald Truth February 11, 2015
by McAvalon February 28, 2017
When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.
Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics
by Yolo4ever January 27, 2016
A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.
"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"
by Dabro May 16, 2012
When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u
"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"
"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"
"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)
"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"
"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)
by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011