Evan

The average name given to a donkey or a gorilla.

I just fed Evan yesterday, all he wanted was hay!

by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023

Evan

he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.

no way! are you hanging out with Evan? I heard he is so popular!

by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023

Karly Evans

Slut

Oml that girl is such a Karly Evans

by fackfeckfuck January 20, 2015

Evan Bortmas

The literal definition of Christmas

What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?

by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024

Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

Pulling an evan

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

by Ridiculously June 18, 2020

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019