Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.

Luca is being such an Evan

by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018

Evan

A boy that can make you fall in love with him instantly. With his pretty eyes, old soul, genius mind, and dorky personality, he entraps you in his mystery. <3

Do you ever just think about Evan? Like what he's doing or what he's thinking about? Why he has that dopey smile on his face? 'Cause I do. I do, constantly.

by DoNotDisturb777 October 6, 2022

Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.

Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.

by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021

Evan

Gay furry

Did u see that Evan over there hes a furry who likes men

by Ofnebwb iej March 25, 2022

Evan

Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful

Evan is a dick

by Orange0799 December 9, 2019

Evan

Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet

Evan is gay

by Darrellmon April 16, 2020