I dont give a living damn

When u dont give a fuck about someone or something
Default: fucks given = 1+
When u dont give a living damn: fucks given = 0

Teacher :"That answer is wrong!"
Me:"I dont give a living damn."

by WipDax December 14, 2016

Damn Fruit

When your just trying to enjoy some delicious fruit and someone interrupts you.

I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!!!

by mrsmartypantz September 30, 2023

Damn

Let’s face it you only wanted to search this for urban dictionary to say “get the damn mug”

Richard for Christ sakes get the damn mug

by SJ16_07 July 31, 2023

Damn

The word that comes before the WiFi stopped

Damn the WiFi stopped working

by Anonismad September 23, 2018

you are so damn funny

A phrase that should never be spoken or uttered by any mortal being. Legends say that the uttering of the phrase summons demons and curses from the deepest pits of hell. Insults and hurts even the mightiest of men

-shut up
-you are so damn funny

by the incredible corfiot November 5, 2018

Damn & Dam

Dam:

a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem

I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.

Normally used to emphasise something

Random ginger: I’m reading a fucking cRaZy book and one of the chapters are
I have a dam problem

Educated person: Nah you dumbass it’s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/

Educated person: Damn & Dam

IS DIFFERENT

by Dragoooon_xjt November 27, 2023

damn daniel

The least funny meme of all time. Most commonly used when trying to annoy somebody by how unfunny it is.

Jason: Damn Daniel ba-
Daniel: Shut the fuck up, nobody cares about my shoes

by Carl Beck August 6, 2016