HTTP disease

A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.
Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.
by PlaceReporter99 September 12, 2023
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Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.
"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."
by Captain DRock April 25, 2010
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DJ disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 01, 2021
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dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 02, 2021
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When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).
Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.
by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015
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Tucan Disease

"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.
I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!
by Wish I was Shirley November 03, 2011
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