Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.

When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.

by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015

Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt

I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!

by Motivated2live September 17, 2015

chinese hiney

An ass that squints.

Baldy: Billy must really have to take a shit, his ass cheeks are squinting.

Joe: yeah man, he has a chinese hiney.

by Kydog54 October 13, 2015

Chinese Butt-Touch

When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).

Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

Chinese Chewing Gum

Another word for chewing tobacco

T-bag Let me get a Dab of some Chinese chewing gum

Jamal Humpherys- I got you bro

by Jamal Humphreys 288 August 8, 2016

Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016

Chinese Riverboat

When a man is penetrating that sweet poon poon, he fists the women right in the mothafucking ass and finds where his dick is in the vagina and starts to rub his dick from the anal canal until he cums in a furious rage.

Jerry got shit all over his hand after doing a Chinese Riverboat in a well mannered prostitute.

by The Awesome Putin December 8, 2015