Crustlord 

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.

“Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”

Crustlord by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018

crust.mp4 

a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot

Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”

Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”

Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”

Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”

Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*

crust.mp4 by Nick Gherr May 19, 2019

Crustle 

The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.

“Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”

Crustle by Cincoventry October 19, 2020

Crustacean Colon Cannon 

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

Crustacean Colon Cannon by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

Crusteezy 

Crusteezy is a way of saying how something can be both tough, like crust, and easy at the same time.

This math problem is so crusteezy!! The algorithm was pretty easy to learn, but it’s a long process to get the answer.

Crusteezy by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

Crustaceous 

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

Crustaceous by The Lilster January 22, 2023

Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.

“Ewwww, crust meist”
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”

Crust Meist by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023