closet trick

when you watch 2 or more people have sex undetected in the closet or closest similar place (e.g. - behind a chair, etc.). To take it one step further, include a meal for youorself, like Taco Bell soft tacos out of their wrapper. Eating is very satisfying while getting away with this perve maneuver.

Once I watched my boy tag his chick while I hid in the close to fohis room and ate Taco Bell during the whole thing....She never knew we pulled a closet trick!!

by broker85032 August 29, 2006

close to the wind

when one farts and can smell the brown bomb lurking in the back passage,

'that stinks' said jonny 'can you smell that i'm sailing close to the wind, any closer i would have touched cloth'

by McBoyd August 5, 2007

Close it

When your making something official, as in a decision, deal, or romantic partnership.

Friend1: Are you going to finally ask Spencer out tonight?
Friend2: I don't know dude...
Friend1: Just close it, already!

by Jooleee October 31, 2016

Creepy Close

when someone either knowingly or not invades personal space while conversing or in a confined space.

Judge Rhinehold being a close talker was always standing creepy close to Jerry Seinfeld.

by Tobb January 20, 2004

late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008

closet-goth

1.)A rejected kid who realizes goths are queers, and wisely opts not to dress up like the guy from the Cure. He instead sits in his closet, plotting his revenge.
2.)A goth who chooses to worship the dark lord in his closet.

1.)That kid is closet goth. He don't externalize his rage/pain by dressing up like a fag. Don't fuck with him yo he is a damn ticking time bomb.
2.)Q.Why don't you come to our goth party? A.I only worship satan in my closet.

by Meth December 11, 2003

Closet fascist

An Antifa member.

Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism

by Kayle223212 August 23, 2017