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Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
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Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024
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Clevelynn

An Absolute Stud.Billionaire in the making without doubt
He’s a Clevelynn
by Fact Support November 23, 2023
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Clevedon Steamer

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.
The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!
by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023
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Clover

A beautiful person with warm russet hair that you could get lost in. Beautiful eyes the color of honey when the sunlight hits them, and in the dimness, they're a deep umber. Sometimes, on bad days, Clover might be distant. Then they meet your gaze, and smile at you, and everything is better. They're conflicted and ever-changing, like a kaleidoscopic storm, and they may never know it, but they're more stunning than the Eye of God, than the Northern Lights. Clover is the ultimatum of young love and the inability to let go of that warm, comforting, secure young love.
"Clover and I grow apart sometimes, and their own burdens can tear them from me, but all in all, I'm glad I met them."
by quetzalpretzal February 15, 2024
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Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded
Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus
by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024
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cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.
we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion
by fucksauce March 20, 2024
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